"...please... get some help...

I think there is something seriously wrong with you."

(Ring a bell? please go to the dictionary and look up the word "hypocrisy" and you'll understand why I posted *your* comment from another gallery in one of your own deviations)

Deviance isn't a province only *you* are allowed to visit. I believe the appropriate cliche is "People who live in glass houses should not throw stones". Posting insults in the galleries of others will not make you friends around here, but is a fast way to earn the enmity of a vocal community. I'll look forward to seeing whether you actually Think about the hypocrisy of your post and realize that it was something you should probably apologize for... or if you take the route most others do and actually try to make an argument as to why it's okay for You to be weird, but Not okay for someone else.

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Johnny "no clever sig... wait - by doing that have I just nullified the purported purpose of this sig?" Swell

LMFAO

LFMAOFLMAO

This made my day. Thanks!

Yes because feeling worthless and suicidal isn't normal at all in today's society. Oh but inflatable boobs, stomachs and asses are, excuse the fuck out of me.

Thank you for reacting pretty much exactly as I expected, dropping F-bombs kinda detracts from being taken seriously. I don't usually engage people in debate these days but I'm feeling ...feisty.
Did I say inflatable boobs, stomachs, and asses are totally normal?
Ever?
On any page I've ever posted on?
Nooo...
You miss my point. You are on a site called.. what is it? Oh yes... DEVIANT ART. Do you know what deviant means? Please do look it up.
Randomly insulting people for posting artwork *you* consider "too deviant" here is like walking into a Jewish temple and asking them why there's no cross on the walls. It makes you appear uninformed and childish. And then to follow up, responding with a comparison of what you took the time out of your day to insult with feeling worthless and suicidal... you're making my point *for* me. You're equating feeling worthless and suicidal with a harmless fetish?
Harmless fetish > Wanting to kill yourself. The first will raise an eyebrow, the second gets you institutionalized.
But you asked, so... I guess you're excused.

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Johnny "no clever sig... wait - by doing that have I just nullified the purported purpose of this sig?" Swell

Why thank you my good sir.

"walking into a Jewish temple and asking them why there's no cross on the walls."

LMFAO WHAT THAT IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT IVE HERD ALL DAY no seriously If i just happened to be in a jewish temple and some christian came in asking him that I would burst out in laughter and most likely piss my pants and then tell ruddy about it srs

lol nazis

Harmless fetish? The act of drawing it may be harmless, but I'm sure the real life practice is far from harmless. Pumping air and water through your rectum to make your stomach expand sounds completely dangerous to me. You run the risk of making your intestines explode from over-expansion. Not only is that a problem, but the rapid intake of water can lead to water intoxication.

"Water intoxication (also known as hyperhydration or water poisoning) is a potentially fatal disturbance in brain function that results when the normal balance of electrolytes in the body is pushed outside of safe limits by a very rapid intake of water.[1]"

The cells in your body absorb too much water and swell up, leading them to burst from the pressure. If this happens to your brain cells, or the cells in your central nervous system, it can cause you to die. Normally this happens from drinking contests, where people try to drink a gallon of water (etc), but this could happen just as easily intaking the water the other direction. Since your large intestine is one of the primary places that absorbs water from your digested food, and the first organ after passing the rectum, I'd say that's dangerous as hell.

May I go on about other forms of inflation fetishes, which are clearly and obviously harmful, in which people inject different kings of fluid through syringes into different body parts, ie lips, testicles, breasts, in order to make them inflate from their normal size. Harmless fetish? I'm sorry, but that fucking sick, and completely harmful.